atheist-xmas:

atheist-xmas:

atheist-xmas:

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

steamedtuofu:

Homumado👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Song is summertime sadness lana del rey aka the queen of england aka homumado’s song

waluigis-cock:

Even sesame street is getting his ass

lil-reminders:

you are allowed to be proud of yourself for things that might seem small to other people.

elliot-amy:

egguv:

hell’s traffic accident

bonesblubs:

So that Barbie meme …

loid-forgers:

(‾⌣‾"٥)(¬,¬")

cheesy-cryptid:

So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭

gojosatorru:

(I killed Gojo Satoru) I see… then die!